AGENT KEYS THE FIGHT

I've been trying to get you to eat your veggies, but you're still refusing. I'm starting to think you're secretly a vampire.

VEGGIES ARE THE NEW BLOOD

Don't worry, I won't give up on you. I'll keep trying to get you to eat your greens until the apocalypse.

Agent Keeps Trying to Get Me to Eat My Weights (a self-help book)