A list of Agents We Never Hire

• Agent 001: Failed 5 consecutive times in the field
• Agent 002: Kept complaining about the coffee machine
• Agent 003: Accidentally knocked out a window while sneaking past a guard
• Agent 004: Tried to negotiate with a terrorist with a toaster
• Agent 005: Forgot their gun at the office

Why we never hire these agents: "They're a menace to society"

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Disclaimer: Our company is not liable for any injuries or property damage caused by these individuals.