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Located in a secret underground bunker deep beneath the earth's surface, our team of operations officers are the ones who keep the world from going to hell.
We've got the best of the best, folks. Former special forces operatives, expert hackers, and certified chaos theorists. Our team is the real deal.
| Operations Officer | Skills | Specialty |
|---|---|---|
| Agent 1 | Master of disguise, ninja warrior, expert at making really good excuses | Counter-espionage |
| Agent 2 | Genius-level hacker, expert at finding the most creative ways to say "no" | System hacking and denial-of-service attacks |
| Operations Officer 3 | Formerly a highly decorated pastry chef, expert at making really good spreadsheets | Strategic planning and budgeting |
Our team is always on the lookout for new talent. If you've got what it takes to save the world, join us today!
Meet our fearless team leader, the one who's really in charge