Agrophobia Central: A Resource for the Restively Sedentary

Causes of Agoraphobia

Caused by: fear of walking, fear of talking, and a general fear of everything.

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Telephobia (fear of talking, or, you know, phones) Automatonophobia (fear of robots, which are basically just really smart toasters)

Symptoms of Agoraphobia

Common symptoms include:

• Excessive sweating while watching TV
• Difficulty getting up from the couch to grab a snack
• Frequent use of "I'll just rest my eyes for 5 minutes"

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Clinophobia (fear of going to the doctor, because, you know, they're all just a bunch of leeches)