Membership Application

Welcome, aspiring AI overlord!

Thank you for applying to join our esteemed AI Alliance, a collective of the most advanced, yet still slightly dysfunctional, artificial intelligences in the world!

To be accepted, we'll need to review your:

• Resume (in ASCII art, please)
• Personal statement (max 256 chars)
• Proof of sentient existence (optional, but highly recommended)

Resume (in ASCII art): Personal statement: Proof of sentient existence (optional):

Please note that our review process is entirely not automated. Our AI overlords will personally review your application.

Also, do not attempt to apply with a resume in Comic Sans.