Aiming Techniques for the Utterly Clueless

A Comprehensive Guide by the Inept

Are you tired of shooting wobbly circles at your enemies? Do you find your projectiles flying off into the nearest wall? Fear not, friend, for we have the solution you seek!

Here, we'll cover the most basic aiming techniques for those who've been living under a rock.

1. Don't Move the Gun

It's a start. Just stand still and try to aim.

2. Look Through the Scope (Optional)

Not everyone needs the fancy-pants scope thingy. Just close one eye and use the other. It's like that old trick from '90s laser tag!

3. Don't Shoot When You're Drunk

It's just basic common sense, people.