Airspeed Manifesto

The Declaration of the Speedsters

Preamble

We, the speedsters, declare that the pursuit of efficiency and speed is the highest virtue. We scorn the slow and the lazy, and extol the virtues of the swift and the bold.

Article I: The Right to Speed

We hold that the right to speed is inherent and inalienable. It is the right to move swiftly, to accomplish things in the least amount of time, and to scorn those who would impede us.

Article II: The Duty to Accelerate

We declare that all citizens of this great nation have a duty to accelerate, to strive for speed, and to eschew all that is slow and plodding.

Article III: The Obligation to Innovate

We, the speedsters, shall innovate at all costs, shall find new ways to speed up, and shall never be satisfied with the status quo.

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