Alan Crumplington - Official Website

Welcome to the most boring website in the world!

You are not actually here, but you can pretend.

Welcome to Crumplingtons Funhouse, where the fun never stops... or starts. We have a wide variety of activities, including:

Watching paint dry
Staring at a wall
Thinking about thinking

More activities

I've included a subpage for Crumplingtons Funhouse, which is a satirical take on the usual corporate "Funhouse" concept. The activities listed are intentionally mundane and humorous. If you'd like, I can add more content to this page or explore other subpages!