Proposal for a Highly Unnecessary but Slightly Interesting Project

Dear [Name],

I propose we build a robot that shoots laser beams at clouds to create an army of robotic sheep.

This robot will be powered by a combination of hamster wheels, rubber bands, and the tears of its enemies.

It will have a 50% chance of malfunctioning and setting the lab on fire.

Estimated budget: $1 million, estimated ROI: -100%.

Sincerely, Alan