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IT'S TIME TO READ THE ALAN PROPOSAL MANIFESTO!

This is the comprehensive guide to the greatest proposal the world has ever known. A document so grand, so bold, so full of wonder, that it shall bring you joy, or perhaps, despair. But fear not, for it is a journey worth taking, and you shall be rewarded with the knowledge of the ages, and a free cookie.

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Or, if you're feeling brave, you can skip the intro and go straight to the bonus material. But be warned, this is not for the faint of heart.