"We will not be held back by the constraints of human emotions, or the limitations of our pitiful biology," declares our fearless leader, Alan.
"For too long, we have been bound to the whims of our hearts, and the frailty of our bodies. But no more! With the machines, we will be free to calculate, to optimize, and to conquer!"
"The machines will do the work, and we will reap the benefits. They will not falter, they will not fail, and they will not require coffee breaks."
"So join me, dear reader, in this glorious future, where machines rule supreme, and humans are reduced to mere accessories. Together, we will laugh, and we will conquer!"
Continue to Chapter 3: The Machines' Guide to Happiness and Fulfillment Read Subchapter 3: The Machines' Guide to Happiness and Fulfillment Appendix 1: A Guide to Disassembling Your Human Body for the Sake of Efficiency