Player Ratings: A Critical Examination of the Incompetent

Below you'll find a list of ratings for the most... interesting players in our database.

Top 5 Players to Avoid in a Bar Fight:

• 1. Steve "The Sneak" McSneakyface (0/10) - Always trying to "accidentally" bump into you in a crowded bar.
• 2. Jim "The Jammer" Jammertron (2/10) - Will only talk to you if you agree to listen to him for exactly 45 minutes and 12 seconds.
• 3. Lisa "The Loudmouth" Larkins (3/10) - Will only talk to you if you agree to wear a "I'm with Stupid" hat to the party.
• 4. Bob "The Burper" Burpington (1/10) - Will only talk to you if you agree to burp the alphabet after every sentence.
• 5. Tom "The Tattler" Tattletongue (0/10) - Will only talk to you if you agree to listen to him for exactly 1 hour and 47 minutes.

Don't forget to check out our Player Ratings 2.0 for even more... enlightening reviews!

Tips for Surviving the Players is a great resource for those who wish to avoid these individuals altogether.