Award Show for the Most Extraordinary Achievements in the Field of Not Doing Much

Award Categories

Most Creative Use of Procrastination
Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Doing Nothing
Best Use of Excuse for Not Showing Up to Work
Most Likely to Still Be in Bed at 3:00 PM
Achievement Unlocked: Successfully Wearing Pajamas to an Award Show

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