Alan is a legendary figure, feared and revered in equal measure. His exploits are the stuff of myth and legend.
It's not just luck, or talent, or even a good comb.
Only if you're willing to spend years honing your craft, and possibly sacrificing a limb or two to the void.
See our Ambition page for more information.
A: It's a long story, involving many sleepless nights, and a deep-seated fear of... the Sock Monster.
Stay tuned for more FAQs!