Alan's Legendary Lectures
A collection of ramblings from the world's greatest mind
Welcome to Alan's Legendary Lectures, where I, the great Alan, impart my vast knowledge on various subjects. Today's topic: The Art of Doing Nothing
The Legend
Meet Alan, the man who can do nothing for hours.
"A true legend is not just someone who's good at something, but someone who can make people believe they're good at something even when they're not." - Alan, the great Alan.