In a world where breakfast foods were the ultimate source of power, Alan embarked on a perilous journey to claim the fabled Golden Waffle.
He battled through treacherous landscapes of burnt toast, outwitted the cunning Sausage King, and solved the enigmatic Waffle Puzzle of Doom.
Will he succeed in his quest? Only time will tell, but for now, let us gaze upon the majestic Waffle Altar in awe.
But wait, is that a Sudden Onset of Madness in the air?