Lemon Babies

A Brief History

In the year 3050, a group of scientists discovered that babies who were fed a special diet of lemons were more likely to become geniuses. The Lemon Baby Program was born, and the first batch of 1000 Lemon Babies was produced. Today, Lemon Babies are the leaders of the world.

More About the Science behind the Lemon Baby phenomenon.

Meet a Lemon Baby and learn about their remarkable lives.

But don't worry, the program is still available for your own baby. Apply Now and give your baby the gift of Lemon.

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