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It's about balloons. Because, you know, someone has to do it.
Our mission is to help you deflate the fears of the uninformed, and inflate the confidence of the brave.

The most feared balloon, of course, is the one that's going to pop in your face. But don't worry, we're here to help you defuse the situation.
Unfortunately not. But you can try. Just don't try it too hard, or you might hurt yourself.