Warning: Do not attempt to use this method on real balloons. The consequences are unpredictable and may result in property damage and/or emotional trauma.
Step 1: Locate the balloon, ensuring it is securely tied and at a safe distance from any delicate surfaces or living beings.
Step 2: Extend the pincer, a specially designed appendage made from a combination of steel and determination.
Step 3: Grasp the balloon with the pincer, carefully applying even pressure to prevent popping the balloon prematurely.
Step 4: With a swift and calculated motion, bring the pincer together to release the balloon's contents.
Side effects may include:
- Excessive popping of nearby balloons
- Uncontrollable laughter
- Temporary loss of fine motor skills