Alan has lost his last balloon. Like, seriously lost. It was a bright pink one with a wonky string and it was the last one he had left. Without a balloon, life is just not as... inflated. So, Alan sets out on a quest to find the mysterious Balloon Wizard.
He travels through the land of Balloons in the Desert, where the sand dunes are as smooth as silk and the cacti are as fluffy as... well, not as fluffy as balloons, but you get the idea.
But beware, for the Balloon Wizard is a tricky one. He's hidden in the land of the Balloon Wizardry, where the air is sweet with the scent of latex and the sound of "POP!"
Will Alan find the Balloon Wizard and reclaim his beloved balloon? The world holds its breath in anticipation... or not. Because, let's be real, who needs actual breath when you have The Doomsday Balloon?