Overly Complex Socks

Welcome to the Sock Connoisseur's Paradise!

We've got socks that defy the laws of physics and sanity. Socks with 17 different colors, 27 stripes, and a built-in existential crisis.

Our Socks of Unrelenting Complexity come with:

• 27 different patterns
• 17 different colors
• 12 different textures

Warning: Prolonged use may lead to:

• Spontaneous combustion
• Loss of grip on reality
• Uncontrollable laughter