Paradise Beach: Where the Sun Always Shines and the Wi-Fi Never Works

Alan the Adventurer has arrived at the most talked-about beach in the land of Neo-Brutalism. The sun is shining bright, the palm trees are swaying, and the surf is up!

Discover hidden coves and secret waterfalls Unravel the mysteries of the ancient sea creatures

Warning: excessive use of sunscreen not required. Your skin will probably still get lobster-like in 5 minutes.

Get your free, totally-not-a-scam timeshare in a coconut tree
Participate in our totally-not-a-study on beach-related existential crises