It's 3:14 AM, and Alan's cat, Mr. Whiskers, is still not providing sufficient snuggles. The coffee machine has been beeping angrily for hours, and the only thing that's been keeping Alan going is his extensive collection of obscure, 80s synth-pop records.
To help Alan cope with his panic, he has created an exhaustive list of his Top 10 Favourite Synth-Pop Tracks of All Time.
If you're feeling overwhelmed, try taking a deep breath and listening to the soothing sounds of Solar Punks - Solar Punks.
Or, you know, just go back to bed and pretend it's 3:14 PM.