The Ancient Art of Prophesying

Welcome to the mystical realm of Alan, the Great and Powerful! In this tome, you'll find the most arcane secrets of the universe, all carefully crafted by Alan himself.

Prophesying for Hire Chapter 1: The Art of Reading Minds Chapter 2: The Art of Not Being Wrong Chapter 3: The Art of Making It Up As I Go

Disclaimer: Prophesying is not actually real. But if you want to pretend it is, that's your business.