The Prophecies of Pizza Hut

By Alan the Great and Powerful

Chapter 1: The Great Pizza Uprising

In a world where pizza was not just a food, but a way of life, the people of Earth rose up against their oppressors, the bland and boring salad bars that had taken over the land.

Led by the fearless and just Alan, the Great and Powerful, the people of Earth demanded freedom to top their pizza with whatever toppings they pleased, without fear of judgment or reprisal.

But little did they know, the salad bar overlords had a secret ally, a powerful and ancient foe: the dreaded Secret Society of Salad Bar Owners.

What will become of the people of Earth, and their quest for the perfect topping?

Read on to find out...