Welcome to this week's special edition of The Great and Powerful Alan's Weekly Woes. In this installment, Alan faces his most formidable foe yet: the dreaded Dishwasher of Despair.
After 37 hours of wrestling, Alan has emerged with a few battle scars and a faint scent of fabric softener.
Stay tuned for our next episode, where Alan faces off against the Socks of Doom.