As the sun rose over the kingdom, the people of the land gathered at the feet of the great and powerful Alan, the wizard of wizards. They sought his wisdom, his guidance, and his occasional fireball-throwing.
With a flick of his wrist and a whisper of his incantation, Alan conjured forth the wisdom of the ages. His words dripped with honey, his beard flowed like the rivers of the realm, and his staff shone bright like the morning star.
But beware, mortal, for Alan's wisdom comes at a price. A price of 1000 gold pieces, payable only in the form of witty remarks and clever puns.
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