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When you finally arrive at your destination after months on the road, only to remember the stove was still on at home. It's like your brain's way of saying, "Hey, you know what'd be fun? If you went back home, turned off the stove, and then returned here." Yeah, that sounds like a great use of time.
Continue to the next item on the list: 8. The Unfortunate Reality of Adulting
Or, you know, just go back home and turn off the stove already