Where the prophets of old have spoken, we now speak in rhymes and puns. We're not just prophets, we're pun-tastic prophets! Check out our Daily Prophet for more wordplay Or visit our Weekly Prophet for a laugh-out-loud And don't miss our Monthly Prophet for the punniest of the month
Meet the one and only Great Pun Prophet, a master of the art of puns.
"Puns are the best, they're the reason why we're here," says the Great Pun Prophet.