OH NO, THE ALARMS OF DISNEY!

You have entered the most terrifying place on earth: the Disney alarm factory. Here, the alarms never stop blaring, the cast members are perpetually lost, and the snacks are always stale.

Proceed at Your Own Risk (or click this button) Take a Break and Get Some Rest (aka, the Neverland Nap Time)

Note: Do not attempt to shut off the alarms. They will only drive you deeper into madness.

Call in the Professionals (aka, Mickey's Alarm Squad)