Why You Don't
Apparently, you didn't read the manual.
It's right there, between the pages 3 and 4. You can't miss it. The part that says "Don't press the red button, you'll just make a mess."
Now, as a result, you've set off the fire alarm, the sprinklers are on, and the fire department is on its way.
The plot thickens.
As the firefighters arrive, they'll be wearing their best "I'm here to save the day" faces, but let's be real, they're just here for the free donuts in the break room.
Anyway, it's all your fault. You should've read the manual.