Anniversary Orders: 5 Years of Nonstop Chaos

A year-by-year breakdown of our most... eventful years.

Year 1: When Things Started to Get Real

• Major system crashes due to 'creative' coding practices.
• Unintended side effects of excessive use of Comic Sans.

Year 2: When Things Got Loud

• The infamous 'Alerts-All-Day-Long' incident.
• Mass exodus of developers seeking therapy.

Year 3: When Things Got Even Louder

• The 'System Overload' festival.
• Cautious optimism and hastily scribbled 'To-Do' lists.

Year 4: When Things Got a Little Too Much

• Unplanned 'System Reboot' dance party.
• Emergency 'Crisis Management' meetings.

Year 5: When We Finally Learned

• The 'Lessons Learned' seminar (held in a conference room).
• The 'Legacy System' upgrade.