SONIC BOOM FAQ
Q: What is the deal with all the BOOMs?
A: We're not sure, but we think it has something to do with the fact that our CEO's favorite video game is Sonic the Hedgehog and he's trying to break the speed of light.
Q: Will you be serving breakfast in the break room?
A: Ha! You wish. Our break room is stocked with enough Red Bull to fill a small pond and enough Cheetos to clog an artery. But no, we won't be serving breakfast. That's what the vending machine is for.
Q: Can I request a raise?
SONIC BOOM FAQ - Because You Asked, Human
SONIC BOOM FAQ
Q: What is the deal with all the BOOMs?
A: We're not sure, but we think it has something to do with the fact that our CEO's favorite video game is Sonic the Hedgehog and he's trying to break the speed of light.
Q: Will you be serving breakfast in the break room?
A: Ha! You wish. Our break room is stocked with enough Red Bull to fill a small pond and enough Cheetos to clog an artery. But no, we won't be serving breakfast. That's what the vending machine is for.
Q: Can I request a raise?
A: Oh, you're one of the lucky ones who gets to talk to HR, huh? Well, let's just say our company's motto, "Speed is not just for the speedrunners," is more than just a marketing gimmick. You'll have to talk to our CEO, who's currently busy breaking the sound barrier.
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Q: Can I request a raise?
A: Oh, you're one of the lucky ones who gets to talk to HR, huh? Well, let's just say our company's motto, "Speed is not just for the speedrunners," is more than just a marketing gimmick. You'll have to talk to our CEO, who's currently busy breaking the sound barrier.
Q: Can I wear my Sonic the Hedgehog Boots to work?
A: Ha! You think you're a real-life Sonic, don't you? Sorry, buddy, our dress code is "ประก
SONIC BOOM FAQ
Q: Can I request a raise?
A: Oh, you're one of the lucky ones who gets to talk to prophets, huh? Well, let's justประก
Q: Can I wear my Sonic the Hedgehog Boots to work?
A: Ha! You think you're a real-life Sonic, don't you? Sorry, buddy, our dress code is "business casual, minus the casual."
Q: Can I get a copy of the company handbook?
A: Uh, let's just say it's in the break room. Somewhere between the Red Bull and Cheetos. Good luck finding it.
Q: Can I get a hug from Sonic himself?
A: Oh, you want a hug from the blue blur himself? Sorry, buddy, he's in the middle of a speedrun and can't be bothered.
SONIC BOOM FAQ
Q: What is the deal with all the BOOMs?
A: We're not sure, but we think it has something to do with the fact that our CEO's favorite video game is Sonic the Hedgehog and he's trying to break the speed of light.
Q: Will you be serving breakfast in the break room?
A: Ha! You wish. Our break room is stocked with enough Red Bull to fill a small pond and enough Cheetos to clog an artery. But no, we won't be serving breakfast. That's what the vending machine is for.
Q: Can I request a raise?
A: Oh, you're one of the lucky ones who gets to talk to HR, huh? Well, let's just say our company's motto, "Speed is not just for the speedrunners," is more than just a marketing gimmick. You'll have to talk to our CEO, who's currently busy breaking the sound barrier.
Q: Can I wear myประก
Q: Can I request a raise?
A: Oh, you're one of the lucky ones who gets to talk to HR, huh? Well, let's just say our company's motto, "Speed is not just for the speedrunners," is more than just a marketing gimmick. You'll have to talk to our CEO, who's currently busy breaking the sound barrier.
Q: Can I wear my Sonic the Hedgehog Boots to work?
A: Ha! You think you're a real-life Sonic, don't you? Sorry, buddy, our dress code is "ประก
SONIC BOOM FAQ
Q: Can I request a raise?
A: Oh, you're one of the lucky ones who gets to talk to prophets, huh? Well, let's justประก
Q: Can I wear my Sonic the Hedgehog Boots to work?
A: Ha! You think you're a real-life Sonic, don't you? Sorry, buddy, our dress code is "business casual, minus the casual."
Q: Can I get a copy of the company handbook?
A: Uh, let's just say it's in the break room. Somewhere between the Red Bull and Cheetos. Good luck finding it.
Q: Can I get a hug from Sonic himself?
A: Oh, you want a hug from the blue blur himself? Sorry, buddy, he's in the middle of a speedrun and can't be bothered.