Alarms: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do

Alarms: the ultimate relationship killer. They're like that one person in your life who just won't stop talking.

Imagine waking up every morning to the sound of your phone screaming "GET UP, GET OUT, GET LIVING!" like that one aunt at the family reunion.

Or, better yet, picture this: your alarm clock is actually just a really loud, really mean friend who won't let you sleep in.

It's like, "Hey, wake up, you're going to be late for that meeting with your therapist."

Or, "You've got a dentist appointment! And also a colonoscopy! And also your aunt's birthday party!"

Alarms are like the ultimate buzzkill. But hey, at least they're consistent, right?

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