Alberth's Sock Puppet Physics

The theory of Sock Puppet Relativity states that every sock puppet is at the center of its own universe, with its own laws of gravity and space-time.

Alberth's Sock Puppet Theory of General Relativity (ASPT) explains the curvature of sock puppet universes caused by the presence of nearby socks.

Alberth's Sock Puppet Theory of Relativity of Socks (ASPRS) proposes the existence of a fabric of space-time woven by sock threads.

Our research has led to the development of the Sock Puppet Unified Theory of Everything (ASPUTE), which unifies ASPT and ASPRS into a single, majestic framework.

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