Algorithm of Creative Avoidance

A Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Welcome to the Algorithm of Creative Avoidance, where procrastination meets artistry. Here, we'll explore the intricate dance between doing the bare minimum and achieving greatness.

Principles of the Algorithm:

• Identify the task
• Browse Reddit for 2 hours
• Check your email
• Take a 30-minute break to grab a snack
• Repeat steps 2-4 indefinitely

Advanced Techniques:

For the truly dedicated, try combining these steps with:

1. Making a to-do list, only to never look at it again
2. Creating a fake deadline to make it seem like you're working
3. Writing a novel in your head, but never actually typing it out

These techniques will have you achieving peak creative avoidance in no time!