Where the laws of physics are but a distant memory
We're not just talking about Schrödinger's cat, we're talking about Schrödinger's toaster. A toaster that's simultaneously not a toaster, and also a toaster.
It's a quantum realm of possibilities, where the probability of toast popping up is directly proportional to the probability of it not popping up.
And don't even get us started on the Heisenberg principle of toast. You can't observe it without changing its state, unless you're a super-observer, in which case you can observe it without changing its state, but then you're just a weirdo.
Quantum Butter is a thing, and it's a thing that will blow your mind.
Or, you know, maybe it won't. Because, you know, quantum.