Users Guide to Not Caring What We Do

Warning: This guide is for users who have given up on life. If you still care about the consequences of your actions, please leave now.

• Step 1: Ignore the fine print. It's just words on paper.
• Step 2: Do what you want. We won't judge you.
• Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you get bored.
• What happens if I press snooze?
• What is the meaning of life?

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