By the powers vested, we sort socks using the most primitive method known to man: the chevron.
Take a sock, place it in a basket, then sort it by the angle of the chevron pattern.
We're currently using the following styles:
Our sorting efficiency: 50% (give or take a few socks)
Developed by: Sockius Maximus, Chief Sock Sorter of the Ancient Sock Empire
Patent pending (but probably not actually pending, let's be honest)