Warning: This facility is not for the faint of heart. The chèvrons with flags are notoriously finicky, and the algorithm may experience a 37% increase in likelihood of malfunctioning if used in conjunction with mismatched socks.
Chèvrons with flags sort socks in the following order:
- Stripes over polka dots
- Stripes over anchors
- Ancient Egyptian patterns over cartoon characters
- Floral over neon
- Polka dots over stripes
- Ancient Greek patterns over Aztec
- Chevron flags over chevron flags
Side effects may include:
- Irrational sock hoarding
- Uncontrollable sock matching fits
- Occasional singularity
- Unstable algorithmic feedback loops