SOCKS OF DOOM - Sorting by Pattern

Warning: Do not attempt to sort these socks without proper training and equipment.

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Our Sorting Algorithm: The Sock-O-Matic 3000

A patented, highly classified, and totally-not-actually-working system for efficiently sorting your socks. We use a proprietary blend of chaos theory, probability, and sheer, unadulterated terror to ensure that your socks will never be paired, but rather scattered across the galaxy like the fragments of a shattered dream.

Side effects may include: existential dread, anxiety, and spontaneous combustion (rare). Not responsible for lost productivity or missing socks. Use at your own risk!