The Art of Sorting Socks
Sorting socks is a lost art. But don't worry, we're here to guide you through it.
- 1. Separate the socks into categories: Whites, Lights, Darks, and "I Have No Idea What This Sock Is".
- 2. Use a color-coded system: match the socks by color, then sort within color groups by texture, then by... well, by "who knows what to do with you".
- 3. Employ the power of the 'sock drawer ninja': hide the socks in a hidden compartment, then emerge with a single, perfectly sorted sock at a time.
Or just use the "throw them all in a drawer and hope for the best" method. We won't judge.
For more advanced sock sorting techniques, try:
Sock Origami for when you want to turn your socks into tiny art. Sock Hiding Tactics for when you want to hide the problem from your significant other. Sock Forecasting for when you want to predict which sock will be the first to go missing.