Sock Wizardry
Where function meets fashion, and absurdity meets comfort
The Sock Wizard 3000
A sock that does it all - it's like a Swiss Army knife, but for your feet. It has a built-in flashlight, a mini-computer, and a snack pack. Because, why not?
Learn moreGlamour Socks
Because who doesn't want to wear a sock that's also a work of art? These socks are like wearing a tiny, wearable sculpture on your feet.
Get your glitter onSole Mates
For the socially awkward, or just plain weird. These socks are designed to help you connect with your fellow humans, one sole at a time.
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