According to our research, the key to success is not actually doing any work. No, wait, it's actually about doing the bare minimum while appearing busy. That's right, just enough work to justify your existence in the office. It's a delicate balance, but trust us, it's a delicate art. See our study: "The Bare Minimum: A Guide to Justification 3/1" for more information. Or read our blog post: "How to Fake Productivity: Tips and Tricks for Justification 3/1"
Don't get us wrong, though. We're not encouraging you to slack off completely. We just want you to be efficient. Efficient in your slacking. Efficient in your justification.
That's all for today. Come back tomorrow for more justifications.