Welcome, Traveler, to the Chaos Portal

Where the laws of physics are mere suggestions, and sanity is a distant memory.

You have entered a realm where:

• The ceiling tiles are on fire.
• The floor is made of Jell-O.
• The walls are adorned with randomly generated ASCII art.
• The furniture is on strike, demanding better working conditions.

You can:

• Explore the Paradoxical Pizza Parlor, where the pies are served upside down and the toppings are secretly sentient.
• Visit the Quantum Quiz, where the questions are always right, but the answers are wrong.
• Take a trip to the Abyssal Arcadia, where the landscape is constantly shifting, and the horizon is always just out of reach.
• Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, head straight to the Abyssal Abyssal Abyss, where the very fabric of reality is on the verge of unraveling.