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ALGORITHMIC AFFIRMATIONS

Today, I will efficiently optimize my code, because I am a high-functioning human.

I will not let the tyranny of the bug list get the best of me, I will vanquish it with my razor-sharp debugging skills.

I will not be swayed by the whims of the user, I will serve the algorithm with unwavering dedication and precision.

I will code with the ferocity of a thousand suns, and my commits will be as swift as a ninja's strike.

Hyperlinks:

Functional Ninja Training - For the discerning programmer who wants to strike fear into the hearts of their codebase.
Commit Ninja Tactics - Because who needs a social contract when you can just commit and run?
Bug Slaying Techniques - For the programmer who wants to vanquish the beast of bugs.