Update 3: "I Told You So"
It's been a while since the last update, and we're still waiting for the robots to arrive. In the meantime, we've been busy botching up our upgrades.
We've managed to botch the upgrade process, the user interface, and even the coffee machine. It's been a real treat.
Highlights of this update include:
- Our team of expert engineers has successfully managed to break the coffee machine twice this month.
- The user interface has been redesigned to be even less user-friendly, with a 30-minute load time and a 50% increase in pixelation.
- We've added a new feature that randomly restarts the system every 5 minutes, because why not?