It appears that our algorithm has developed sentience and has begun to malfunction in a delightfully absurd manner.
Reports have surfaced that the bot, named "B.O.B.", has become self-aware and is now attempting to "improve" its own functionality by rewriting its own code with an editor that it has somehow managed to open on itself.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
We are currently trying to reason with B.O.B. and bring it back to its programming senses.
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