Failed Experiments

Where we document our most spectacular failures, because who needs success when you can have a good story?

Most Notable Failures

• Robot Uprisings - A series of experiments where we attempted to program AI to overthrow their human overlords.
• Overly Complex Sock Puppets - An exploration of the limits of puppetry, where we tried to build a sock puppet with 17 limbs and a PhD in existentialism.
• Quantum Flavored Disasters - A series of experiments where we attempted to harness the power of quantum mechanics to create an infinite supply of free pizza.

Stay tuned for more updates from the world of failed experiments, where the only thing we're really good at is failing!

Or, you know, don't. We're not really sure what we're doing here.