Sort of Like a Boss (or a Robot)
Algorithmic Green Sorting is here to take the pain out of organizing your data. With our patented (not really) sorting algorithms, you can sort your items in the most efficient way possible. Or not. We're really not trying that hard.
Our team of highly trained, yet slightly disinterested, sorting experts will work tirelessly (or not) to ensure that your data is sorted in the most aesthetically pleasing way possible. Or not.
Side effects may include: increased productivity, decreased productivity, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous laughter.